Roaming the streets of Landan Taan

This is just a super quick post...super pleased with the christmas pressies thank you santy, guess i must have been a good girl..haha...

Have to say it's fab to be back in Lond, I've missed the Queen & Harrods!

Anyway thought I'd leave you with a tune- quite appropriate for the sales i think...

The Kinks - Dedicated follower of Fashion ( Orig. Promo)

Ewan McGregor i love you.

I'm going all oUt on the motivational fuck it speeches-no bonus points for guessing where this one's from it's too easy...

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.

Do it.

So i'm fairly sure i should have this up on my wall...
I think its fairly appropriate for the end of term/christmas/new year...

Perfectly made for two.

Except its not for you.

Hey there Fresher...

Lets be old school...

Home Alone

Maybe its because i'm feeling strangely christmassy, maybe because i'm going to be home alone for a while in a couple of weeks but i'm hugely craving watching films like Home Alone and Mrs. Doubtfire... haha so might have to get me along to hmv and stock up on a few classics... meanwhile another thing i'm loving , yes it's a countdown to christmas!

Me wanty. Me likey.

WILD

Last night was fun.

a little bit messy
a little bit chaos
a little bit impromptu.

River of Brakelights

Driving test course a week today. Just booked. Scary Mary.

I love you Christopher Kane

So i managed to find myself one of these literally sexy beasts... I think I won't be eating for a while to pay for it... but oh so worth it.

Thank you Mr Kane.

I would dare...

Pure, raw, explosive pleasure! Better than drugs, better than smack! Better than a dope-coke-crack-fix-shit-shoot-sniff-ganja-marijuana-blotter-acid-ecstasy! Better than sex, head, 69, orgies, masturbation, tantrism, Kama Sutra or Thai doggy-style! Better than banana milkshakes! Better than George Lucas's trilogy, the muppets and 2001! Better than Emma Peel, Marilyn, Lara Croft and Cindy Crawford's beauty mark! Better than the B-side to Abbey Road, Jimmy Hendrix and the first man on the moon! Space Mountain, Santa Claus, Bill Gates' fortune, the Dalai Lama, Lazarus raised from the dead! Schwarzenegger's testosterone shots, Pam Anderson's lips! Woodstock, raves... Better than Sade, Rimbaud, Morrison and Castaneda! Better than freedom, better than life!

Its when I wish I had a time machine.

The First

Its my first post, oh my, the name is well, basically when you want bed at 3am, especially when its fucking cold, and well, a jumper will suffice. I've got my 3am jumper on now, and although it's not 3am I'm feeling pretty alright.

So I guess we'll see what happens...