Kinky bitch

Anthropomorphism is a term coined in the mid 1700s[1][2] to refer to any attribution of human characteristics (or characteristics assumed or believed by some to belong only to humans) to animals or non-living things, phenomena, material states and objects or abstract concepts. Examples include animals and plants and forces of nature such as winds, rain or the sun depicted as creatures with human motivations, and/or the abilities to reason and converse. The term derives from the combination of the Greek ἄνθρωπος (ánthrōpos), "human" and μορφή (morphē), "shape" or "form".

Apple of my eye

Thou shalt not steal if there is direct victim.
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain.
Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a peadophile… Some people are just nice.
Thou shalt not read NME.
Thall shalt not stop liking a band just because they’ve become popular.
Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
Thou shalt not judge a book by it’s cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
Thall shalt not buy Coca-Cola products. Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend’s best friend, take drugs and cheat on him.
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants. Use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch Hollyokes.
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave before it’s done just because you’ve finished your shitty little poem or song you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just ’cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you’re never gonna fucking talk to.

Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
The Beatles - Were just a band.
Led Zepplin - Just a band.
The Beach Boys - Just a band.
The Sex Pistols - Just a band.
The Clash - Just a band.
Crass - Just a band.
Minor Threat - Just a band.
The Cure - Just a band.
The Smiths - Just a band.
Nirvana - Just a band.
The Pixies - Just a band.
Oasis - Just a band.
Radiohead - Just a band.
Bloc Party - Just a band.
The Arctic Monkeys - Just a band.
The Next Big Thing - JUST A BAND.

Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-english speaking countries as to those that occur in english speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.
Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music, thou shalt not make repetitive generic music.
Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When I say “Hey” thou shalt not say “Ho”.
When I say “Hip” thou shalt not say “Hop”.
When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise - kill me.
Thou shalt not quote me happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish you girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt spell the word “Pheonix” P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night by saying “Is it”.
Thou shalt think for yourselves.

And thou shalt always kill.


Scroobius Pip knows what he's talking about.

Diamonds? I'd prefer Chanel...

I would more than very much like a pair of these- but then who honestly wouldn't. They should be issued to all girls like uniform, they go with everything and anything and make anything and everything look oh so effortlessly stylish.

Quelle heure est-il?

Grandmas are KEWL

What's up stud?

My boss got really into re-organizing the clothes at work so that they were in line above each other and equally spaced, so that it would be more visually pleasing, and anyway it got me thinking of what is visually pleasing. Its a really tough cookie when you get thinking about it- I remember learning about the golden section and how things were more satisfying when presented as a three and then having huge arguments about the symmetry of people's faces and whether that made a difference to their beauty or not. Anyway I've found some lovely gems which have been visually pleasing to me lately, so i think I'll leave them with you...

A whole lotta Wang

I really do think Mr. Wang's designs are fab- he's described as drawing inspiration from the nineties, rock grunge and classic Parisian chic and he really seems to pick the best bits! Whatever he does just speaks cool, and cool as in the hard edged use of the word, not simply a passing statement like, "oh yeah that's cool".

Yes Miss.

Its all so quiet at the moment, guess its the perfect time to go back to the normal ways after all the festivities- anyway here's a list of unboring things that all sorts of groovy movers and shakers have suggested to do in 2011...

Sleep in a display bed in a shop
Ask a cabbie to take you to his favourite place in London
Meet 5 strangers in a day and invite them to a dinner party that evening
Serve a three course meal of only sweeties and cakes
Go shopping on Bond Street in serious fancy dress
Skinny dip
Have sex in a haunted house
Flash from a motorway bridge
Drink real absynthe in Paris

all to do with caution of course...haha.

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