Me wanty. Me likey.

WILD

Last night was fun.

a little bit messy
a little bit chaos
a little bit impromptu.

River of Brakelights

Driving test course a week today. Just booked. Scary Mary.

I love you Christopher Kane

So i managed to find myself one of these literally sexy beasts... I think I won't be eating for a while to pay for it... but oh so worth it.

Thank you Mr Kane.

I would dare...

Pure, raw, explosive pleasure! Better than drugs, better than smack! Better than a dope-coke-crack-fix-shit-shoot-sniff-ganja-marijuana-blotter-acid-ecstasy! Better than sex, head, 69, orgies, masturbation, tantrism, Kama Sutra or Thai doggy-style! Better than banana milkshakes! Better than George Lucas's trilogy, the muppets and 2001! Better than Emma Peel, Marilyn, Lara Croft and Cindy Crawford's beauty mark! Better than the B-side to Abbey Road, Jimmy Hendrix and the first man on the moon! Space Mountain, Santa Claus, Bill Gates' fortune, the Dalai Lama, Lazarus raised from the dead! Schwarzenegger's testosterone shots, Pam Anderson's lips! Woodstock, raves... Better than Sade, Rimbaud, Morrison and Castaneda! Better than freedom, better than life!

Its when I wish I had a time machine.

The First

Its my first post, oh my, the name is well, basically when you want bed at 3am, especially when its fucking cold, and well, a jumper will suffice. I've got my 3am jumper on now, and although it's not 3am I'm feeling pretty alright.

So I guess we'll see what happens...